1:05 p.m. - 2nd november 2005

On my way back on the bus from work today, i met not one but TWO chow hais!

What a treat.


look at the *ah pek standing and looking around for a decent seat - try and ignore what he's wearing.

Try and ignore the *ah pek sitting smugly in front, he's old and he knows it thus he's sitting where he should.

Focus instead on the indian couple sitting behind, every one who takes the bus knows that the green seats are specifically reserved for the elderly, the pregnant, the handicapped and on special occassions, government officials dressed in i-promise-i-won't-tax-you white.

Close Up of the Chow Hais

The gigantic chow hai is yawning and her partner is looking away conveniently, hoping that the old man would stop giving them both dirty looks.

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Note:

This is the kind of people who will never strike any form of lottery unless they are hoping for blood in their stools.

This isn't a racially bias post either, chow hais come in all shapes and colors.

True, if nobody gave up their seat for the old man that would make everyone a bus load of chow hais but you'll know when someone really wants your seat when he's almost crotch fucking your face.

Or that he could be one of those shenton way perverts.

The *ah pek is probably hoping that the Indian God Shiva ought to just make his way down to earth and pinch them where the sun don't shine.

*ah pek = hokkien dialect for 'old man'.

shedidtwat@gmail.com

Because..

"ketiak said...

Yoz,

U can actually expand on the potential of the site by asking other people to send you photos of other chow hais doing chow hai things.

Then, u can try to get ad revenue buahaha.

And congrats, ur site is featured in think.com.my!"

Hence i have set up an email for chow hai contributions.

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Please send in your photographic evidence of chow hais to shedidtwat@gmail.com

i apologise for the politically incorrect usage of that predetermined gender for both blog name and email address but it's true.

So put that useless piece of 3g crap to good use and send me pictures to prove otherwise.

p.s. if you have to spam, at least spam in some nice pron.

9:04 a.m - 20 october 2005

It's been known that most Singaporeans wouldn't bother lifting up their dicks to screw a piece of bavarian pastry even if the whole world was depending on it.

So this blog seeks to highlight social injustice that goes on unnoticed everyday including *chow hais who steal your cab from right under your nose, *chow hais who suddenly fall into a state of narcolepsy whenever a heavily pregnant woman comes into the train, etc.. etc..

especially the ones who steal your cab.

Since we all know that chow hais..

1) never establish eye contact with people they have wronged

2) never turn back after walking ahead of you to steal your cab

3) never expect that a 2.1 megapixel digital camera can tell the whole world that they are wearing the fuck ugliest granny panties.

Without further ado, let's look at
*drumroll*
THE CHOW HAI WHO STOLE MY FRIGGIN CAB's first chow hai!



This chow hai was strutting out of her condo 3 minutes 28 seconds after i've arrived.



Gee. She must think that i was waving at the traffic for the past 6 minutes just for fun.

If you know this chow hai, tell her she is a chow hai.
If you are this chow hai, you fucking chow hai, may you contract syphilis, develop an eternally itchy asshole and die hemorrhaging from your nipples.

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*chow hai - cantonese dialect for smelly cunt.