1:05 p.m. - 2nd november 2005

On my way back on the bus from work today, i met not one but TWO chow hais!

What a treat.


look at the *ah pek standing and looking around for a decent seat - try and ignore what he's wearing.

Try and ignore the *ah pek sitting smugly in front, he's old and he knows it thus he's sitting where he should.

Focus instead on the indian couple sitting behind, every one who takes the bus knows that the green seats are specifically reserved for the elderly, the pregnant, the handicapped and on special occassions, government officials dressed in i-promise-i-won't-tax-you white.

Close Up of the Chow Hais

The gigantic chow hai is yawning and her partner is looking away conveniently, hoping that the old man would stop giving them both dirty looks.

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Note:

This is the kind of people who will never strike any form of lottery unless they are hoping for blood in their stools.

This isn't a racially bias post either, chow hais come in all shapes and colors.

True, if nobody gave up their seat for the old man that would make everyone a bus load of chow hais but you'll know when someone really wants your seat when he's almost crotch fucking your face.

Or that he could be one of those shenton way perverts.

The *ah pek is probably hoping that the Indian God Shiva ought to just make his way down to earth and pinch them where the sun don't shine.

*ah pek = hokkien dialect for 'old man'.