9:04 a.m - 20 october 2005
It's been known that most Singaporeans wouldn't bother lifting up their dicks to screw a piece of bavarian pastry even if the whole world was depending on it.
So this blog seeks to highlight social injustice that goes on unnoticed everyday including *chow hais who steal your cab from right under your nose, *chow hais who suddenly fall into a state of narcolepsy whenever a heavily pregnant woman comes into the train, etc.. etc..
especially the ones who steal your cab.
Since we all know that chow hais..
1) never establish eye contact with people they have wronged
2) never turn back after walking ahead of you to steal your cab
3) never expect that a 2.1 megapixel digital camera can tell the whole world that they are wearing the fuck ugliest granny panties.
Without further ado, let's look at
*drumroll*
THE CHOW HAI WHO STOLE MY FRIGGIN CAB's first chow hai!
This chow hai was strutting out of her condo 3 minutes 28 seconds after i've arrived.
Gee. She must think that i was waving at the traffic for the past 6 minutes just for fun.
If you know this chow hai, tell her she is a chow hai.
If you are this chow hai, you fucking chow hai, may you contract syphilis, develop an eternally itchy asshole and die hemorrhaging from your nipples.
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*chow hai - cantonese dialect for smelly cunt.
So this blog seeks to highlight social injustice that goes on unnoticed everyday including *chow hais who steal your cab from right under your nose, *chow hais who suddenly fall into a state of narcolepsy whenever a heavily pregnant woman comes into the train, etc.. etc..
especially the ones who steal your cab.
Since we all know that chow hais..
1) never establish eye contact with people they have wronged
2) never turn back after walking ahead of you to steal your cab
3) never expect that a 2.1 megapixel digital camera can tell the whole world that they are wearing the fuck ugliest granny panties.
Without further ado, let's look at
*drumroll*
THE CHOW HAI WHO STOLE MY FRIGGIN CAB's first chow hai!
This chow hai was strutting out of her condo 3 minutes 28 seconds after i've arrived.
Gee. She must think that i was waving at the traffic for the past 6 minutes just for fun.
If you know this chow hai, tell her she is a chow hai.
If you are this chow hai, you fucking chow hai, may you contract syphilis, develop an eternally itchy asshole and die hemorrhaging from your nipples.
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*chow hai - cantonese dialect for smelly cunt.
posted by communist hornbag at 5:56 PM
6 Comments:
The South China wind must have been blowing from her direction towards you, my sympathies. LOL
i detest cab snatchers too! they deserve to rot and curl on the very spot!
HAHAHA!!!! You go byotch! Here's a finger salute to all the damn chow hai's I've encounted in Singapore!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! I can smell yous even from London!!!
Yoz,
U can actually expand on the potential of the site by asking other people to send you photos of other chow hais doing chow hai things.
Then, u can try to get ad revenue buahaha.
And congrats, ur site is featured in think.com.my!
Don't let them snatch your cab. Keep running in front of them ;p
aiyah how to.
i think i might one day succumb to my auntie instincts to use my umbrella to whack. hard.
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